Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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