I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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