I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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