so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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