Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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