How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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