you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize