so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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