mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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