Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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