I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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