Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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