Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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