im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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