Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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