If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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