he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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