Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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