a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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