They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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