how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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