6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
"it" just moved
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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