So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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