But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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