Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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