Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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