Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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