she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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