Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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