It's Friday. Sex?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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