We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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