why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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