So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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