WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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