So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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