who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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