Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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