You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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