I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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