dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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