i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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