i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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