its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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