North Korea, Best Korea!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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