ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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