Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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