we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize