I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize