3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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