i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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