i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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