Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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