So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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