The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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