I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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