haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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