Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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